Anonymous asked:

I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies

moonlandingwasfaked Answer:

do i look like a priest to you

transjemder:

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

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textpictures:

Lady Gaga’s full acceptance speech for her win as Best Actress for ‘A Star Is Born’ at the 24th Annual Critics Choice Awards (1/13).

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mossbian:

my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe

me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…

my wife: just like in skyrim? :)

me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.

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bloodyxmary:

Lady Gaga accepts Best Actress for ‘A Star Is Born’ onstage at the 24th annual Critics’ Choice Awards at Barker Hangar on January 13, 2019 in Santa Monica, California.

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